I have noticed in the last couple weeks.. maybe months.. that there are things that I do.. that annoy me.. I think they have developed in the last year of building a routine at home.. ever since having Olive.. but here they are.. I am throwing them out into the universe in hopes that I will be aware of them.. and let them go..
- every morning when I make coffee.. I take the coffee out of the freezer.. open it up.. and inhale it as though I have a crazy cocaine addiction… I love the smell.. to me it is like smelling mens cologne.. and I have this thought every single time.. if someone made perfume that smelled like this.. I would buy it.. and also.. I would choose this smell as a body lotion.. (my kitchen window faces the street.. and I always fear the old woman across the street is watching me)
- everytime I get in the shower.. I scrunch my face up like this man.
it is so unattractive.. and my face almost hurts after I realize I have been doing it for 30 seconds.. I chalk it up to hating water spray in my face..
- and due to many pregnancy quirks.. every since that large belly took away my ability to sleep on my stomach. these days when I go to bed.. I lie on my stomach with my left leg straight as an arrow .. and my right leg jack knifed up into my chest.. I look like a lower case r.. its the only way I can sleep now.. Lord help me when I get preggo again!
there you go universe.. do what you will with those!!
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